How to Interpret Dreams

I just did a Google search for "how to interpret dreams." Google returned 16.2 million hits in less than a second. Thank you, Google.

Even in my dreams, I don't have enough time to read 16.2 million articles. I don't think you have the time, either.

Instead, I offer three principles to help you interpret your sleeping dreams:

• In your dream state, you experience imagined events that are emotionally similar to those you experience in real life. These dream events help you better manage comparable events in the future.

• The real-life events that inspire your dreams occurred either 1) decades ago or 2) in the past few days.

• Your sleeping dreams are presented from the perspective of a small child with little experience but one who possesses unlimited, creative description.

Knowing these three principles will greatly help you interpret your dreams.

What are dreams?

Dreams are medicinal devices that provide practice sessions for our subconscious. How we feel and react to events in our dreams will help our subconscious perform better for us in the waking state when faced with similar events.

Most people know that wisdom comes from experience. Dreaming is a way of gaining experience before gaining experience.

Dreams are our subconscious mind practicing how to handle events in the waking state.

If you remember dreaming over the next few mornings, try matching the feelings from those dreams to either recent experiences (within days) or very old experiences. The specific events in your dreams--their plots--aren't important. How you feel during dreaming is what matters.

If you're honest about how you feel about yourself and your life, the feelings you experience in your dreams will match those you experience during waking events. The word "honest" is paramount here. Most people are not accustomed to brutal honesty.

We don't usually fall out of airplanes, get eaten by a swarm of spiders, or are strangled by our mass-murdering neighbor. But our subconscious minds do not know how rare such real-life events are.

Our subconscious mind does not know the difference between what is real and what is imagined.

How do we interpret dreams?

To interpret your dreams, you must be brutally honest with your feelings about yourself and what is happening to you.

If you’re unwilling to admit that you’re nervous about dating girls, you won’t understand why you dream about flocks of purple jellyfish stinging you when they get too close.

If you’re not honest about the anxiety you feel when speaking at meetings at work, you may not understand why you dream about driving a car at high speed when the steering wheel disappears or when the brakes stop working. (The latter is common for me.)

For me, missing steering wheels and failing automobile breaks represent anxiousness about the possibility of losing control of what is around me. The fact that I sometimes dream specifically about steering wheels or brakes is not relevant.

What matters is how you feel, not what happens.

If you are not honest with yourself, you will have no idea why you dreamed about walking naked across your local park.

Getting a new work assignment, job, or promotion is stressful. I don’t care who you are. Having a new baby, buying a home, or getting married will greatly affect your life. You are supposed to be concerned. Your mind will practice handling these events in advance while you sleep so you will handle them better when you face them in real life.

Dream tune

One night years ago, I dreamed I was under a threat of some kind and was, therefore, hiding under a wooden patio deck. I didn't know what to do until I heard two female voices humming a soothing tune. If I got closer to the sound, all would be right. The voices turned out to be two female angels dressed in white, humming the following tune in third-part harmony:

I wrote down the tune the moment I woke up. I've searched everywhere I could to find this melody. While not a musically interesting tune, I have difficulty believing my mind composed it in my sleep, complete with harmony.

I have not yet interpreted the meaning of this dream other than music is a big part of my life and can be a calming influence. When I was a child, performing music on a musical instrument was the one thing I was good at.

They are you

Your psychedelic dreams are you dolled up in metaphor. You are always the main character, even if the character is a different gender or species. This applies to all dreams ever experienced by all human beings who have ever lived. You are not an exception.

Why are dreams cryptic? Maybe it's just how your subconscious thinks. I'm guessing on this part. But your dreams are you. Each character in your dreams--the butcher, the cat, or the mean mother--represents either 1) real people in your life or 2) you in different states (happy, anxious, etc.)

The only person who can interpret your dreams is yourself. Think about your dreams right after they happen. If you think about them, their explanations will come because YOU created the dream.

You, and not books, will discern the meanings of your dreams. I assure you that you can do it.

Your subconscious has no concept of time

Not only does your subconscious not differentiate between reality and fantasy, it has no concept of time. To your subconscious, what happened twenty years ago is just as impactful and relevant to you today as it was twenty years ago.

Replace old experiences with new ones

The only way to correct and improve your subconscious over time is to replace out-of-date and invalid experiences with new, valid experiences. Old fears diminish over time only when they are replaced with new ones. It is not the passage of time that does this, but the replacement of outdated experiences.

Once we’re afraid of strangers, public speaking, or ballet dancing, we tend to avoid those things in the future to protect ourselves from future pain. Our natural tendency is to flee from bad experiences rather than replace them. This allows improper experiences to influence us indefinitely.

Most people avoid what they're afraid of doing. This avoidance only reinforces and deepens the fear. We must face them if we're to become better, wiser people.

Frontal Lobotomy

When we dream, we experience a bit of what it would be like after having a frontal lobotomy every night. The frontal part of our brain shuts down when we dream, and our frontal cortex helps us be sensible and rational in the waking state. While dreams are always about you and deal with real concerns, they're portrayed to you when you're in a senseless and irrational state.

What if you don't like what you discover?

Full disclosure here. Most of my night dreams are about feeling hurt from rejection, guilt, or embarrassment for not sufficiently managing my life.

But I do manage my life properly. I don't know why my mind frets so much.

As you progress through life, your subconscious mind will always lag behind your waking conscious mind. Instead of feeling bad about whatever you dream about, consider the information revealed from dreams as insightful tips, even if they are a bit out-of-date. You may still work on improving those areas in your life.

How do we make use of this new understanding?

It's handy to know what truly bothers you. This knowledge can be used to your advantage. Suppose you have analyzed your dreams and realize you're afraid of buying that new car. With this understanding, perhaps you should do more research before purchasing. Talk to some trusted friends. Spend more time studying the idea before committing to it.

Actual example of interpreting a dream

Here is the telling of an actual dream and its interpretation. This demonstration shows how easy interpreting an imaginative and cryptic dream can be. It is presented in the first person of the dreamer:

DREAM

I’m driving a car remotely from hundreds of feet in the air. The car is on a two-lane highway alongside a wide river winding through a deep canyon. I’m nervous about successfully controlling a vehicle from such a distance and fear I’ll wreck it at any moment.

I have no idea where I’m supposed to be going or how I got into this predicament.

The next thing I know, the car is gone, and I’m underwater in the deep, clear, slow-moving river. I see an entrance to an underwater cave lit from the inside. I swim into the cave and discover an orderly underwater elementary school classroom with rows of desks and chairs. The teacher’s desk is at the back of the classroom, and the walls are lined with chalkboards and typical classroom paraphernalia.

No one is in the room but me.

The only strange thing about the room is a neat row of small human skulls arranged on the teacher’s desk. This does not concern me. The room feels familiar, and I am calm.

I swim out of the cave and climb out of the water. At this moment, I have become one of the 12-year-old boys who attend my church and will remain that young person for the rest of the dream. The “camera” stays behind me (the 12-year-old boy) for the rest of the dream.

I tell my young friends about the cave. We return, and I show it to them. We hold our breath as we swim in and out of the cave. There are no slimy plants or worms. Even the classroom lights are turned on.

I tell my parents, who happen to be Andy Griffith and Mary Tyler Moore.

They walk with us down the road toward the cave. I’m leading everyone else. Before getting there and ahead of us along the river, I see numerous military personnel and vehicles who blow up the cave. I run back to my family and friends, screaming, “They’ve destroyed it!”

I’m angry. Destroying the classroom was pointless. It wasn’t hurting anyone.

My parents console me, saying, “We knew about the cave all along. It is all right. I then remember that behind the teacher’s desk in the classroom was an office room where bees lived in beehives." (No matter that bees can’t live underwater.)

My parents walk me to a shack alongside the road. The shack is full of supplies and clothing necessary to care for bees. They tell me it is okay that the classroom is gone; the bees can live somewhere else.

I feel a terrible, deep loss, but I’m surprised by how calm my parents are. They seem to have been expecting the inevitability of the cave’s demise.

The cave was my special place. There is no talk of a new cave. It will be gone forever.

THE INTERPRETATION

The cave represents my young youth (5 – 12 years old). Moore and Griffith are iconic parent figures from my childhood. The loss of the cave is the loss of my young childhood.

The bees are my imagined way within the dream to deal with the loss of the cave.

In my dream, the 12-year-old version of myself comes up with imagined bees to lessen the blow. I need that extra explanation, like a security blanket, to help me handle the loss.

The scene at the beginning of driving a car with difficulty is my adulthood, where life’s events are handled more distantly and with less control.

The sculls on the teacher’s desk are both a foreshadowing of the death of my young youth.

The military personnel and vehicles may be me having to let go of my youth. My parents in my dream may also be me trying to convince myself that my young youth is no longer relevant.

The latest understanding of dream interpretation by professional psychologists is that every character portrayed in a dream is a different representation of the dreamer herself/himself.

Do not be concerned that you did not come up with the same interpretation of my dream. This is because the dream was my dream and not yours. It's difficult to interpret someone else’s dream because, as a listener, you don’t have the same connections (emotional baggage?) to the dream’s events as the dreamer.

In real life

Do not think that I consciously think about my lost youth or any other event portrayed in this dream during my daily life.

You mustn’t get defensive about your dreams. Never say, “I’m not that way!” You may not be that way consciously, but your subconscious may be. What your subconscious worries about affects your waking life.

Write them down immediately

It is possible to remember a dream only when you awake during that dream. And when you do, the process of forgetting begins immediately. If you want to remember it, write it down as soon as possible because you'll have only minutes before it's gone. Grab the closest piece of paper and the nearest pen or pencil and start writing. Don't worry about using correct grammar or writing neatly because every second counts.

Keeping a written record of even a few dreams will help you understand what's most important to your subconscious. Wouldn't that be helpful information to have?

Do you think you already know what's bothering your subconscious? You likely don't because, unlike your conscious state, your subconscious is a young child with no concept of pride, vanity, vengeance, tradition, ambition, or motive. That is the person who is running your life. Set your pride aside and get to know him or her.

Microdreams

Microdreams are what you experience briefly (lasting a second or two) when you start to doze off during a boring meeting at work or when you first fall asleep at night. They are extremely difficult to remember because they're forgotten almost instantly. When you're in such a relaxed state, your mind won't recall much of anything. But if you can manage to remember one or two, you'll discover that the real you isn't concerned about whatever the meeting is about.

What happens to me at night is when I'm about to fall asleep, I'll have microdreams about fictional, stressful situations. Then I'll lay there worrying about them without realizing they were made up. I must give myself a figurative slap and say, "Stop thinking about that. It's not real." Then, I usually go to sleep within seconds.

What do we do now?

Once you realize your subconscious worries about matters you are unaware of, take extra steps to bolster those areas of your life. Make an effort to become better and more fulfilled in those areas.

Change cannot happen all at once. But ignoring everything but the outer surface of yourself won't get you far for a very long time.

For more information on emotional habits, see the following link: Emotional Habits.

What should we not do?

Whatever you do, don't follow your (night) dreams.  Don't reenact them in your waking state. If you dream about hitting someone, don’t wallop the person the next morning.  If you dream about robbing a bank, don't rob one.  “Following your dreams” is a romantic notion—so long as you're not referring to your night dreams.

If you reenact your night dreams in your waking life, you'll turn into a fool at best or a psychopathic killer at worst.  Interestingly, this is what happens to Paul Atreides, the main character in the novel Dune.  He does what his night dreams portray him doing.  His actions lead him to become a brutal, vindictive leader who causes the deaths of millions of people across the galaxy.

Don’t be like Paul Atreides.  Learning from your night dreams is far different than repeating them.

As for me, learning from my night dreams and avoiding their pitfalls has been one way for me to become a better person. I would like you to become a better person, too.